Episodes
Monday Jul 12, 2021
57. Home birth
Monday Jul 12, 2021
Monday Jul 12, 2021
Today Munro is back and boy oh boy does he catch a hot one (and deservedly so). No such thing as warm welcomes on this podcast! But don't worry about it because Gucci gets some hate too towards the end. Ragnar doesn't because he's lovely. More to the point, though, on this reunion episode we discuss being pantsdrunk, the hatred for crying, shallow water blackout, horrible dolphin social facts, the podcast's primary dad, breathing through the anus, tacos, what it means to take a baby up a tree, and the cocaine-to-heroin scale of what drugs to do alone. Guðjón also shows that he knows absolutely nothing about segues and that he's so wrong about memories... in unrelated news we're possibly-not-so-jokingly open to replacing him.
Monday Jul 05, 2021
56. Gucci ate inside a tomato
Monday Jul 05, 2021
Monday Jul 05, 2021
What's better than a three man podcast? A two man podcast! Because Munro officially doesn't exist. He never existed. To celebrate this, we discuss Chihuahua seeds, colour health theory, the origin of all life, our biggest fears, rogue planets, superfoods, Ethiopians in Flúðir, and the primordial soup. We also come up with restaurant ideas, we mull over how everyone could die at once, and we even invent a new temperature scale. Oh, the things we can accomplish without the fictional character called Munro holding us back. And there are multiple skills! Here's to 56 more episodes of just the two of us. Hip hip hooray!
Monday Jun 28, 2021
55. Adderall (with Ólafur Birgir)
Monday Jun 28, 2021
Monday Jun 28, 2021
Munro still doesn't love you, dear listener. But brighten up, because we brought your favourite daddy to take the pain away! This time we discuss baby moons, memory bag weight, repressed memories, oral testing, time-wasting, and all of the drug prescriptions. We have a huge debate on happiness vs. productivity, so buckle down, but then we get right back into normal things like Neanderthal orthodontics and sin. Enjoy!
Monday Jun 21, 2021
54. Torture is good (with Jónas Páll)
Monday Jun 21, 2021
Monday Jun 21, 2021
Today Munro hates us. But Jesus smiles upon us, for Gucci's cousin loves us! Not only does he love us, it turns out he also loves torture and pornography, and is very much in support of the police as an institution. In this Gospel of Jonas, we learn about the best way to heat water, various legal systems, casuistry, the similarities between politics and child-rearing, and the best and worst places to die. He also teaches us how to make big decisions, and which fears are worth conquering. The man is wise. To call this episode life-changing would be the understatement of the century.
Monday Jun 14, 2021
53. A dog named Dog
Monday Jun 14, 2021
Monday Jun 14, 2021
Today we question things. We question our own assumptions, Romanian beliefs, the skills of Munro's unborn child, the value of originality, and whether having 22 children is ever good. We also discuss public shaming, shooting Mel, NFTs, stained shorts, Andrew Wakefield, wet- and dry-suits, and probably a bunch of other things. We serve that shit up, top it off with some milkskills, and call it a goddamn podcast for yo' ass.
Sunday Jun 06, 2021
52. Gucci is carbonated
Sunday Jun 06, 2021
Sunday Jun 06, 2021
Today, Gucci is carbonated. He was shoved into the SodaStream machine and came out well and truly bubbly. That weirdo. We sure do try our darnedest to talk about the real stuff, though, and get through burning questions like who is the most handsome, which animated character is hottest, how to have a nice jawline, whether we want loyal or smart, and whether babies need to be safe. We go over some more dog stuff, as per, as well as ostrich toes, removed nails, and spacesuits. Then there are multiple skills before we somehow successfully make it out the other end of this episode unscathed. Enjoy!
Monday May 31, 2021
51. Being human is being better (Happy birthday, part 2: THE REAL BIRTHDAY!)
Monday May 31, 2021
Monday May 31, 2021
Today we are immediately outed as idiots and are taught how time functions. We thus realize how this whole birthday thing works and why this is, in fact, the real birthday episode! To mark this momentous occasion we discuss all sorts of things, including the invention of zero, the Seinfeld-isn't-funny theory, the real cost of items, the ultimate base system, Bruce Lee, and soup. We debate what makes something a fluid, whether you can ever be a good person, and whether you can return beer. We also teach you to make a screwdriver, sort of. Enjoy, and thanks for sharing the year with us! Much love from the Calling Munro boiiiiiz <3
Monday May 24, 2021
50. The poor man's Arnold Schwarzenegger (Happy Birthday, part 1)
Monday May 24, 2021
Monday May 24, 2021
Today we celebrate ONE WHOLE YEAR OF PODCASTING!!!
.....except kinda not. We maybe realized halfway through that it isn't our birthday but whatever, stop hating and get on the party boat. To mark this most wonderful occasion we sing, we discuss the happy birthday song's copyright, we figure out who is the most famous of them all, Gucci muses on sex, and we knock commune-living. We also go sort of hard, talking about death and happiness, how technology affects population sizes, the value of only children, and we learn something (nothing) about the calendar. The voicemail is great and has us playing a little sorting-hat game, and Munro's skill just might save your life. Happy birthday week!
Monday May 17, 2021
49. Entertaining vs. Good
Monday May 17, 2021
Monday May 17, 2021
Hello lovelies. Today's episode is... combative. All about dem battles. Good vs. bad, israel vs. Palestine, overrated vs. underrated, hype vs. quality, Avatar vs. Knocked Up, and dog owners vs. cat owners. We do branch out beyond conflict, though, and talk about chicken nuggets, Drake, the corpse threshold, the Ganges, skid-marks at the mall, and jet-packs. Guðjón once again shows how committed he is to this podcast by sorting out his dinner on the air, and Munro tells us all about his highly questionable couples' counselling.
Monday May 10, 2021
Monday May 10, 2021
Heyoooo, we're back and better than ever! On today's triumphant return, we discuss Gucci's birthday and how Munro and Ragnar are terrible friends, living in a cave, sleeping habits, sunscreen, celebrity deaths, and the socio-cultural impact of Flubber. We acknowledge a number of important days that include Earth Overshoot Day and No Trouser Day before we literally solve every problem that society has ever had (Ragnar for president!). We then finally finish the email from Ragnar's dad, and tell some stories that probably won't make him proud. Enjoy!